Stolen from JordanMireldis
Random pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
0)This is you
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
just keep those flames away from my half Steel type lol
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
I'm more scared of his female counterpart TBH :'D
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
doesn't sound too bad
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I'm seriously scared
6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
can't say I'm disappointed
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
sooo...I'm into dragon types?
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
mhmhmh oh yes *hint hint*
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
the little smoking fucker, I knew it!
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
I don't remember but, fine.
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
DEFINATELY NO NO AND NO!
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
aww lil' baby, come to mommy < 3
16)This Pokemon is your Dentist
and a very talented one!
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
and everyone who wants to do it